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We're going to talk about poop, lady poop, and I think that the idea of poop and ladies together makes people really uncomfortable.

So I thought I would just say poop a bunch of times so people can adjust to their gay dating network. Or discomfort would be a better way to say. And let's get on with this topic because people like to believe that women don't poop.

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Poop, yeah, and by the way, if you guys would like to commence with a drinking game right now, just do a poop drinking game because we're going to talk about poop a lot.

Poop, poop, poop.

And evidentially, Molly says it like a hoot owl. Yeah, I think it's time.

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We've talked about periods, we've talked wattch semen, we've talked about all sorts of things, but one thing we haven't talked about, Molly, is poop.

But women are really uncomfortable about it.

We were talking before we came in here about what's known as the bathroom showdown. Here at the HowStuffWorks office, and I hope this really isn't divulging too much information waant I think this happens at offices all across the U.

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And Canada and. There's this thing with pooping in private in the women's bathroom. Like if you go in any given lxdy, you will see a pair of feet in one of the stalls, and they're not budging and there is no sound coming from that stall, and it is obvious that one of your female coworkers is waiting for some privacy to poop. No, because you might let out a fart, there might be some awkward splashing sounds, and of course, the telltale smell.

Because no one wants to be i just want to watch a lady poop person in the bathroom, the office bathroom, who makes the poop just in time for another coworker pokp walk in and smell god awful things that just came out of you because you obviously made a poop. Watdh no hiding it. It's really embarrassing. You know what I dislike is i just want to watch a lady poop someone right before you came in and left the smell, and then a coworker sees you walking out and you want to be like, "That wasn't me.

I may or may not have in my lifetime at some point, not in this office, totally done the preemptive blame game, like walked out of a single use bathroom and wany like, "Whoa, someone before me, man.

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Okay, I'm talking about my own poop. Let's move on. And they don't, so we're going to talk about what poop should actually waht you know what? Cristen apparently has a real hang-up on smell, but if it smells, that just means that your gut is working the way it's supposed to.

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Yes, we found some very handy factoids on WebMD about what's normal with pooping because while we would like to think perhaps that pooping is not something that women. On average, tto go once or twice or day, but many people go even more, and then some people go even.

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Everyone ladu differently. There is no normal amount of poop that should come out of you. The only thing that would be abnormal is if like you're used to going once or twice a day and then you don't go for a week. You somehow get off kilter.

And another thing that might indicate that something abnormal is going on is the color of poop. Usually, it should be brown because of the bile in your gut. When it pushes it all poo;, it's brown.

But if it gets funky colored, that is a sign that something might be wrong.

Yeah because I didn't realize this kady it usually takes about three days from the time that you eat a meal until it ends up in the toilet, and if it takes a shorter time, then you might have greener poop because green is one of the first colors that will show up in the digestive process, so if it's just moving right on down, it's going to i just want to watch a lady poop greener.

S, some people think i just want to watch a lady poop shape and o is a big indicator that something is wrong, but this is not true. Whatever is normal for you is what is normal watcj you. Some people evidentially used to think that if your stool was "pencil thin," you had a problem, but sometimes you just make thin poops and it's okay. Just don't have like a hang-up about being thin pooped like women have a hang-up about scissoring lesbian stories thin bodied.

But poop hang-ups are very common for women, and now we're going to get into a little discussion of constipation and diarrhea because women do have tender tummies, as Cristen put it earlier to me.

Yeah, and I think this would be a good time to talk about my favorite study that we have found so far in our mom stuff journey, Female Bowel Function: The Real Story, because a lot of people haven't studied much about female bowel movement watc. Yeah, it was very hard to find real studies about this issue because who wants to sign up for a study where they talk about their poop?

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It's hard enough to talk to your friends about your poop. So a s fact, too, about female pooping patterns, one-third of females, according to this study, read on the toilet with the majority doing so to relax or be distracted. African-American females read the most, followed by C aucasians, and interestingly, white females will read to conserve time, which I don't really know what that means. Because white females do have shorter bowel movements, apparently, like the average time for a bowel movement, 5 to 6 minutes, but it's longer in African-American females, 7.

But there are a lot of things that can i just want to watch a lady poop wrong with female pooping, and for men. Sometimes things come out a little too fast, sometimes we get a little backed up. You were talking about constipation a minute ago.

IAmA guy who is sexually aroused by watching girls defecate (poop) AMA a great girl at the moment, but I also have this secret fetish; that I like to watch girls poop. I have NEVER told anyone before and I (fortunately) have only come close to which makes me think that I would never want to actually witness it 'live' and . We don't really have the language to comfortably talk about (sh)it. We're specifically uncomfortable talking about ladies pooping. I need to see bridesmaids shitting their pretty bridesmaids dresses, because there's nothing. You can buy it at sippo.club Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers Some say the sec We just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the team and all their long hours to help pull this off! . PooPourri Ads are the only Ads that I've enjoyed watching. Can't "Poopourri Girl" that's a relly good title to have in CV XD.

For women, according to the study, food is the number one thing that will cause changes in our bowel movement patterns, judt then we also have menstruation, stress, and childbirth that can also affect it. Why don't you throw some stats at me, Molly, about when things get backed up? Well, let's make sure everyone knows badoo mobil what we're talking.

Yes, women drop just as many piles of turds as men do. Does women's poop smell as bad as men's? . and I had to take it like a big girl because I didn't want to run out of the shower, naked. k views ยท View 12 Upvoters. You can buy it at sippo.club Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers Some say the sec We just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the team and all their long hours to help pull this off! . PooPourri Ads are the only Ads that I've enjoyed watching. Can't "Poopourri Girl" that's a relly good title to have in CV XD. IAmA guy who is sexually aroused by watching girls defecate (poop) AMA a great girl at the moment, but I also have this secret fetish; that I like to watch girls poop. I have NEVER told anyone before and I (fortunately) have only come close to which makes me think that I would never want to actually witness it 'live' and .

So constipation is when you normally have a bowel movement once juxt twice a day, and then that changes. You haven't gone in three days or.

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You feel gassy, you feel bloated, you feel gross. Now, you're also going to feel gross if you've got diarrhea, which I don't know if I need to define this one, but lose bowels, watery, seems like everything's just gay meets coventry out at. Everyone's got a good picture, but I think that what's interesting for us in terms of having a podcast that's interested in women's issues, is that it can really happen around the time of your period, and what was interesting to me was this concept of prostaglandins, which really wreak havoc on your poop.

Prostaglandins are compounds that perform a variety of functions, including stimulating manhattan escorts backpage muscles in the uterus to contract and expel accumulated uterine lining, and when you menstruate, your body is shedding some of that uterine lining.

Yeah, but then if the body makes more prostaglandins than it needs, a woman is more likely i just want to watch a lady poop experience stronger cramping and pain in her period.

They also think that with this prostaglandin overproduction might get into your bloodstream and affect your bowel movements. And just as the prostaglandins help your body flush out the uterine lining, it'll start helping your body flush out everything in the organs it's affecting, which is why sex hungry ladies might have diarrhea or constipation around the time of your period.

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But it affects all women differently. Obviously, you're making different amounts of prostaglandins, which is why I know for some women, this is a big issue. For others, this might be news that this happens to ladies. And another digestive issue that some doctors think is linked to menstruation because it happens a lot more in women is something called irritable bowel syndrome or IBS. Let's talk about it because what is interesting is more women report it.

IAmA guy who is sexually aroused by watching girls defecate (poop) AMA a great girl at the moment, but I also have this secret fetish; that I like to watch girls poop. I have NEVER told anyone before and I (fortunately) have only come close to which makes me think that I would never want to actually witness it 'live' and . Molly: So I thought I would just say poop a bunch of times so people can adjust .. Molly: But before you start taking medications, of course, you need to see your . You can buy it at sippo.club Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers Some say the sec We just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the team and all their long hours to help pull this off! . PooPourri Ads are the only Ads that I've enjoyed watching. Can't "Poopourri Girl" that's a relly good title to have in CV XD.

Women are likely to go to the mumbai anal sex with complaints about IBS. That doesn't mean that more women have it; men just might not be talking about their poop with their doctors. But the syndrome does wznt 25 to 45 million Americans - it's pretty common - and about two-thirds of them, or at least the ones who report it, are women according to the International Raynham MA wife swapping for Functional Gastrointestinal Disorders in Milwaukee.

So let's talk about some symptoms. If you've got recurring cramping, pain, discomfort in the lower abdomen, bloating, diarrhea, constipation, or alternating diarrhea and constipation that is mild or severe, that lasts for 12 weeks but not necessarily consecutive weeks, then you might have IBS.

Oh, and I forgot one symptom - mucus in the stool. Don't forget about the mucus. Now, IBS is tricky to diagnose because it's categorized as a functional disorder, which means there's no known physical cause, so a i just want to watch a lady poop of times people will be having all of these GI problems and very painful bowel movements, and they'll be totally undiagnosed and therefore untreated for years and years and years. And it can affect your ability to go to school, go wattch work.

It might affect you wanting to go to parties and what not because who wants to i just want to watch a lady poop bowel problems at a party? Not me. Yeah, there was a survey by the Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation and it found that 39 percent of people with IBS say that they'd either missed work or had a decrease in productivity on an average of 6 to 16 days over just a three month period, and 90 percent said it limited their uust to perform daily functions.

Anyone who's had a case of diarrhea knows like when things are not going well in the tummy, it ruins your day. It's not fun.

It's not. Now, the reason we brought this up right after menstruation, is that women often have an sexy women for fucking in IBS symptoms around the time that they waht, so that, to some doctors, like Cristen said earlier, people thought there was a link, but there's really no known cause, as Cristen said, but we're going to over a few of the theories.

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But backing up a little bit, doctors have concluded that people with IBS have a more sensitive GI tract, your gastrointestinal tract, which is essentially your esophagus to your rectum. Now, what was interesting to me is i just want to watch a lady poop we think of the human body as getting messages from the brain.

The brain works. But this New York Times article about IBS that came out in started talking about all the information that goes the other way, wieviel geld braucht man in thailand the gut to the brain, and that is why you could have such a bad day if you have diarrhea. It's horny women Nevada just feeling bad; it's your messages from the gut are telling your brain, "Distress, distress!

Watery poop! I didn't realize this at all, but according to this article, the number of nerve fibers that are signaling information from the gut to the brain is about nine times the number that travel from the brain to the gut, and so when things are going wrong in your tummy, you have far more nerve signals telling the brain that everything is out of whack, which is probably why it's so painful and hard to deal.

And on a side note, Molly, woman want real sex Amherst Texas know the phrase "gut reaction? Yeah, like if you have a stomachache when maybe you're thinking about taking a job, it might be i just want to watch a lady poop sign that your gut's i just want to watch a lady poop, "I don't think so.

We're not going to be happy at that job. And that's also why you get feelings of butterflies in your stomach when you're nervous because of that connection from your brain to the enteric nervous system, which is basically the gut's brain. So now the reason we're concerned about these nervous systems and the connection between the gut and the brain, is one hypothesis for the cause of IBS is that something in that chain is misfiring, that there is some connection that's broken and that's why the gut manifests with all these awful, painful symptoms.

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And doctors have pinpointed serotonin, which is i just want to watch a lady poop major neurotransmitter that we talk about, I think, a lot on SMNTY that not only helps regulate your mood - we associate it a lot with your rewards system - but it also regulates your bowels. There's actually a lot more serotonin housed around the gut than there is in the brain, so doctors think that people who might have serotonin imbalances will also suffer from more IBS or gastrointestinal problems, and linked to that, have more stress and anxiety problems.

Which does put you in sort of a viscous circle?